President Obama, Gordon Brown with an Unidentified Man in London

President Obama, Gordon Brown with an Unidentified Man in London

LONDON (AFP) – John Smith, a spokesman for British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, reports that President Barack Obama has arrived safely in London, mere minutes after the attack on the Oval Office by what appears to have been an army of clones of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Mr. Smith handed over copies of the above photograph as proof that President Obama is safe in London. According to Mr. Smith, President Obama will be in closed meetings with Prime Minister Brown and members of the Torchwood Institute until the evening when he will address the nation. When asked as to how Mr. Obama managed to escape to London from the Oval Office, Mr. Smith cryptically responded that it was “Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey stuff.”

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