An Army of Dick Cheney Clones Attack The Oval Office

An Army of Dick Cheney Clones Attack The Oval Office

WASHINGTON (AFP) – Sources in the Secret Service are reporting that the Oval Office is under attack by what appears to be an army of clones of former Vice President Dick Cheney. According to one unnamed staffer, the clone army first appeared in the Lincoln Bedroom, where they shot at least one Secret Service guard in the face before advancing on the Oval Office. The same staffer also provided the above photo, which shows an unidentified man trying to warn President Obama about the threat. The object in the background behind the president has yet to be identified, nor is it known how it wound up on the White House lawn. The Secret Service has made no official comment at this point.

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