There’s nothing like a presidential campaign that makes it time for a good parody. Watching the video for Die Hard by Guyz Nite, tickled my parody bone. With more than a little help from Angry Overeducated Catholic, we have this bit of humor. I would’ve done a recording myself, but AOC started making mojitos, and you know how that goes. Anyway, without further ado, I give you:

Fight Hard

Remember when we first met John McCain?
The NVA shot down his plane,
And took him down to the Hanoi Hilton,
To meet with Charlie.

He signed up to fly ’cause he’s a real man.
But the Viet Cong, they had other plans.
And that’s about when everything went sour
Over central Hanoi.

And the commies, they were over-zealous,
The bastards they tortured our fellas.
But with a little help from Nixon,
John McCain came home!

We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight as hard as we can!

No one fights harder than John McCain,
With Russ Feingold he would campaign,
Against the evil world of campaign finance,
Inside of DC.

And the pundits, they chewed him out,
But John McCain is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver…
‘Cause that’s his business!

There were a lot of fights and debate,
Filibusters made it quite late,
But with a little help from Enron,
McCain’s reform would stand!

We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight as hard as we can!

Vote McCain, not Obama! x4

No one fights harder than John McCain.
Fighting all the earmarks, that is plain.
But he thought his Senate time was over,
It was time for the White House.

And there was no way McCain could know
Just how low Karl Rove would go.
And that’s what made him lose the nomination,
To W. Bush, now.

But John McCain he wouldn’t quit now
It’s ’08 and he’s back in now.
He says gonna shut down Gitmo.
Straight Talk Express for me!

We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight as hard as we can!

Finally we’re back with John McCain
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or vote Obama,
If we can stand him.

From taking on the terrorists when they attack,
To leading us to victory in Iraq.
The best days are ahead of us by far!
This sure looks sweet, man!

And we know what the basic gist is:
We got the White House, ain’t gonna miss this.
We don’t know but we’re pretty sure that
John McCain kicks ass!

We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight hard!
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight as hard as we can!

Vote McCain, not Obama! x4

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