This one comes with a snazzy orange jumpsuit and stylish metal bracelets.

Last year about this time we gave OJ the DotW Lifetime Achievement Award when his attempt to recover sports memorabilia at gunpoint got way out of hand and he ended up arrested. The State of Nevada has just given him another one. Orenthal James Simpson was found guilty of his most recent escapade, kidnapping and armed robbery. Congratulations, OJ!