Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.
Well, it would seem that Mike Huckabee has picked up the definitive endorsement. So should we even bother to have an election or simply prepare now for the smooth transition of power. I mean, after all, if someone opposes Huckabee now, I’m pretty sure that Chuck Norris wouldn’t like it, which would mean you’d be crossing Chuck Norris.
And we all know that nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
So shouldn’t we save all the bloodshed and suffering and simply agree that Huckabee has found the ultimate loophole? Unless Hillary comes back within the hour with an endorsement by God, or at least Elvis, shouldn’t she concede the election?
By bringing Chuck Norris on board, hasn’t Gov. Huckabee already won the most important territory of all, our imagination?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
November 12, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Before anyone else does:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
November 12, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Ladies and Angry Gentlemen, behold Chuck Norris: King of ATTABA (All Things That Are Bad Ass)