Loyal readers will notice that yesterday we chose to highlight the excellent current rant on the Chief Illiniwek debate just a bit longer than usual. Well, really, a whole day longer than usual at this point.

Oh, all right, we just didn’t get a rant put up due to “technical” reasons. And by technical, I mean personnel.

Naturally, those responsible have been sacked. However, while, as astue readers have pointed out, our rants can be produced by trained monkeys in a pinch, you can’t train monkeys in a day. Well, actually, you can, but not well, and they tend to be hard on the laptops…

So, sometime today, a new rant will go up. When you see it, you can think, “Ah, at last, my day is now complete.” Or, more likely, you can think, “Well at least those lazy, no good, so-and-sos finally got this done…” Either way, as you do, please take a moment to remember those monkeys and thank them for their sacrifice. And thank Wal*Mart for the $1.99 electroshock collars that made it all possible.

Thank you. I must now go and “repair” the laptop. And by repair, I mean, well, you don’t want to know, let’s just say that bathroom training should really proceed any other training when working with monkeys, and will—in the future…

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