Throughout the history of this blog, I’ve tried to defend the Bush Administration where I thought they were under unfair attack. I’ve even made light of the righteous purity and increidble heroism of the Democrats. Now, I feel only the deepest shame and guilt. I have been so wrong.
Recently, while trying to gather information for an upcoming rant, I came across a website purporting to give “the real truth” behind what happened on 9-11. Expecting the standard rehash of stupid conspiracy theories, I was utterly unprepared for what I found. Absolute, incontrovertible proof that Karl Rove is personally responsible for every evil act committed by Americans. Yes, personally responsible. For. Every. Single. One.
It’s incredible, I know, but it’s true. The website is long gone, of course. The rumor is that Karl Rove personally execute the webmaster in a special ceremony for the Skull and Bones central committee. In a past life I would have laughed at that, but now I know it’s all too likely. Fortunately, I had cached the pages and will now, at great personal risk, reprint the key images below, so that you can know the truth that I know: Karl Rove is not merely one evil Republican among many, but the singular source of American evil in this age—and every age.
Karl Rove present as Indians are given smallpox-laden blankets.
Karl Rove present at “negotiations” with Indians, in which they gave away their land to white invaders.
Karl Rove present at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, the one true Republican and secular messiah of Illinois.
Karl Rove watches as Jack Ruby eliminates Osward.
Karl Rove advises Reagan on how to survive the Iran-Contra crisis.
Karl Rove, Sen. Kerry and Sen. Harkin pledge their support to Nicaraguan dictator Manuel Ortega. (Rove played both sides in the Iran-Contra deal to ensure maximum casualties on all sides.)
Karl Rove and American Ambassador Glaspie urge Saddam Hussein to invade Kuwait.
And, by far, the worst:
Karl Rove meets with Osama bin Ladin to coordinate the 9-11 attacks.
As you can clearly see, Karl Rove is hardly the mild mannered family man he claims to be. He isn’t even the evil Republican mastermind of spin and rigging elections the Democrats claim him to be. No, he’s the unique human manifestation of American evil, who lives in every age to bring misery and suffering to the world, American Style!
And I, Angry Overeducated Catholic can no longer take it. I can’t be party to this hideous evil. So I now pledge my faith to the stawalt defenders of truth, justice, and the American Way—the Democrats. Because protected by their clever masquerade of pork-barrel politics and foreign policy which assumes our enemies are sweetness and light, they are gathering forces to oppose the true evil of our times: Karl Rove.
February 12, 2008 at 9:03 am
[…] My comrade also pointed out that when the country was the Soviet Union, extended families lived in Ukraine and Russia, and that they traveled back and forth, but that after the democratization of the Ukraine, political considerations led to the curtailing of travel. His analogy was how would you feel if your grandmother lived in Indiana and a few people decided that Indiana should become an independent democratic country, yet because of political differences, your grandma could no longer visit you at Christmas. His contention was that 80% of the country was against the “revolution” and wanted to remain as part of Russia. Also asserted was that a few people were paying back their Western political masters for financial support of their Orange Revolution. Is this another case of Karl Rove’s evil? […]
March 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
I have to correct some information:
You are wrong when syou say Ortega is a dictator. And if you are not agree I can tell you : You are still slepingand did not awake to the reality all the world is concieus. Are you american, in this case we can understand you. It is very dificult to wake up in this country where all the medias are controlled by J….
I hope you will awake and protest against your evil government.
I suggest you this videos series:
then you will see why i am telling the things above.
I hope you open your eyes my dear friend.
March 16, 2008 at 11:58 am
Another aclaration.
The name of Ortega in not Manuel, his name is Daniel Ortega.
YOu are confussing him with Manuel NOriega a CIA-man who ere president of panama. He did awake and of cours the CIA did the war to him in Panama. 5000 People died!
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